good GOD. Those are the skinniest legs I have ever seen outside of a pair of spray on jeans. (Now available in easy-to-transport cans!) How in the world do those legs hold up that huge bush he's got growing on his head? You'd think he'd topple over.
Okay, enough Alex teasing. I can't help it. It's so fun and just... easy. Like nerds. I guess that makes Alex a nerd. LOL OKAY I'LL STOP NOW.
In other news: Matt looks fucking amazing. As always. Kudos to my other Yorkshire fashionista. Rawkin' those fisher sunglasses, man.
Be sure to sign the "Bring Back the Hobbit Fro" petition, you people.
