I really wish I could be a good person and pretend I'm totally not overcome with vicious jealousy and say I genuinely like Alexa Chung, but I'm not a very good liar. She just annoys me. Like... a rock in your shoe. She plagues my Alex-stalking, damnit.
In other news: Nice bush, Alex. It looks like a bird's nest. When does Nick "The Bird" Valensi move in with his chicks? (Oh there I go lying again. His hair is hot. Stfu long-hair Alex haters. You're just jealous you can't grow wonderful curls like that.)
In other news: Nice bush, Alex. It looks like a bird's nest. When does Nick "The Bird" Valensi move in with his chicks? (Oh there I go lying again. His hair is hot. Stfu long-hair Alex haters. You're just jealous you can't grow wonderful curls like that.)
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